the higher the hair, the closer to God.

My hair philosophy.

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Somewhere in the Psalms, David states “The higher the hair, the closer to God.”  Actually, I think it’s in Proverbs 31.  Right after “She sets about her work vigorously; her arms are strong for her tasks.” I think it says “Such as teasing her hair to Jesus.”IMG_6155

I just really like big hair.  I always have, but have only learned how to achieve such heights now that I know about things such as “Volumizing Hair Gel” and “Hair Spray.”

By the time my children are graduating from High School and College, I hope to have perfected a perfect bouffant.  “Give me the Marge Simpson!” I’ll yell to increasingly exasperated hair dressers.

I am trying to be nicer to my hair, after giving it the meth hooker treatment.  I deserve better than that.  I’m also trying to grow out my bangs, which is a real tough call, as I do want to be Zooey Deschanel.  Unfortunately, I have no forehead, so I cannot get a full bang.  Just a heavy side bang.  And heavy, fast growing side bang has a way of going “Apple Store Teen Hipster” really quickly. 

My hair is finally molting it’s pregnancy weight.  This means Nick had to buy Drain-o and I’m constantly startled by tickles on my arm.  Dontletitbeabug I’m happy to shed as long as it’s not the highlighted pieces.  I paid good money for that!  It’s like throwing away a handful of change.

And you made it!  You made it through an entire post of me, Kaley, waxing poetic about my hair.  I do so love my hair.  And I do so love you for your endurance.  Check out my silly Pinterest board about my hair.  And follow me.

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