*This is Maisy’s last toddler Tuesday as a 1 year old. She turns 2 this week, although, she really turned 2 about 4 months ago.
My toddlers have this thing about crossing thresholds, as in, they won’t. When we come to any door – could be ours, could be a friends, could be the entrance to a parallel world with talking animals – they freeze. Why go in when I could stand in the door jamb? I like the door jamb. Hey mom, can you find out if they are selling door jamb time shares? It’s nice here.
So, there I stand, at the mercy of any neighbors, yelling at everyone to get the hell In the house. Go inside. Go inside. Go inside! GET INSIDE!!!!!
I will never go inside.