me.

I haven’t been taking many photos of my lovely lady bump.  Because my maternal fat stores are exceeding doctor recommended limits, but a few friends have asked to see the monolithic boulder attached to my torso, otherwise known as “giant fetus baby.”  (or more affectionately “Henry”)

Here is how one should pose for a pregnant selfie:

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Here is how I am inclined to do it:

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22 weeks baby!  Almost there!  (insert hysterically laughing that quickly segues into heavy weeping)

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