Rap lyrics. So relatable.

I’ve already done one of these, but imma do another one.

When I’m just cruisin’ in the Rav-4, feeling super baller, blasting the radio so I don’t have to listen to Owen describe zoo animals to me for the upteenth time, I think… “How do these rap lyrics apply to my life?”

Take “Paper Planes” by M.I.A.  She’s a girl.  I’m a girl.  So we do have some common ground.  And we dress almost exactly the same.  Twinsies!

(My dream scenario is that you would watch the video while reading the text below)

When someone is hungry for a PB&J

“If you come around here I make ’em all day, I get one down in a second if you wait”

When I get a mom’s night out

“Hit me on my burner, pre paid wireless”

Owen, when we go to the toy store

All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money

When dealing with toddlers

“Third world democracy, yeah I got more records than the KGB.  So, uh, no funny business”

When Owen draws on the wall with markers

“Some some some I some I murder
Some I some I let go
Some some some I some I murder
Some I some I let go”

 

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