Conversation with Owen.
K- Did you poop?
K-Yes, you pooped?
O- I poop.
K-So, you need your diaper changed?
O-I no pewp. Pewp is all gone.
K-Is there poop? Yes or no?!
(I’m starting to get exasperated)
Screw it, I’m just checking myself.
Talking to a toddler is like confronting a bridge troll and answering a riddle. It’s tricky and often it’s smelly.