Well, prepare to be illuminated. Ready?
John Mayer is the bomb. I don’t care who you are, I bet you own a John Mayer album. And he went and lived in the middle of nowhere in Montana for a year because he knew he was being a giant tool. He did his time. Time to realize that he is #2legit2quit. If you don’t think so? You’re wrong.
If you don’t like the Katy Perry song “Roar”? You’re wrong.
Believe there is a finite number of throw pillows that belong on a couch? You’re wrong.
Hate waffle fries? Wrong.
Think reality TV is not legitimate entertainment? Really wrong Bro Montana.
If you think shooties are a passing trend? Well, you’re probably right about that one.
Until next time…