No, I’m not talking about the 2001 ‘N Sync album of the same name. While Nick and I were traveling back home a Mariah Carey song came on the radio. You know the one- “Shoo bee doop, dow. Shoo be doop de doop de dow” It got me to thinking. I think if I were a celebrity I would be a lot like Mariah. I’d have a meteoric rise to fame (because if I were a celebrity, I would be talented). Then I’d make some terrible career choices, get fat, and have to orchestrate a major comeback. I also think that if I were surrounded by people who were paid to flatter me, I’d find myself in a mega mansion working out on a treadmill in heels.
I’d like to think I’d look like this if I were a celebrity.
But in reality, I think I’d look a lot like this.
Because if unchecked and supplied with lots of money, my ability to be ridiculous would reach new heights.