Owen is crying because:
I took him to Barnes and Noble to play with the train table.
More specifically because the evil geniuses at B&N put up a display of all the wooden Thomas trains right in front of the train table and Owen wanted to play with Henry, but he couldn’t because Henry is 22 dollars and I wouldn’t buy him. But in a weak moment driven by deep deep shame and embarrassment from this tantrum I bought him Stephen, who cost 12.95.
You can FEDEX me my parent of the year trophy later.
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