Have you heard John Mayer’s new collab with his girlfriend, Katy Perry?
Here it is for you.
When I hear the lyrics, “You love who you love, who you love. You can’t make yourself stop dreaming who you’re dreaming of. If it’s who you love, then it’s who you love” one image immediately comes to mind.
Yeah that’s right. It’s McDonald’s. I love McDonald’s. A lot. I know you’re judging. You would!
Well, guess what? You’re not invited to my McNugget party. I don’t want you there, sneering down on my delicious fried food. Go eat your organic pureed beet root with acai berry and wheat grass!
And yeah, my diet may have me daydreaming about fast food while I’m listening to John Mayer’s album. I’m not the first. I won’t be the last. Okay, I’m probably the first and last. The good news is I’ve lost another 1.5lbs. At this rate I may be able to lose 6lbs a month… if I keep Maisy exclusively breastfed. Not that I wouldn’t introduce solid food to my baby purely to boost my weight loss…