Selena Gomez was recently quoted saying that the sexiest thing she knows of is class.
Oh thank goodness!
Seriously guys, I don’t know what I would do if I lost Selena. I have a little confession to make. I still watch the Disney Channel. Just when Nick’s underway or gone at a class. I’m a 12 year old on the inside. I’m trying to grow up, really. I recently tried a Pumpkin Spice latte (coffee?? wait, espresso, but the same beast really) oh, and I watch Game of Thrones. That’s pretty grown up. But after watching “This is the End” I had nightmares for days. Because I’m a 12 year old girl. I like to fill my head with fluffy, happy things. Disney is always happy!
Then I lost Miley. Do I even have to tell you how?? I hoped I wouldn’t lose her, but she’s gone. Long gone. Naked on a wrecking ball gone.
I recently lost Zac Efron. This was especially sad. He’s so handsome, and he lifted so much dog food in “The Lucky One.” Don’t do coke bro. Stick with pantomime dancing and joy. Not coke joy, the joy choreographed dance gives you! (I don’t even know if coke is the right abbrev. for cocaine. I told you. I. am. not. a. grown. up.)
Lindsay Lohan ruining Mean Girls for me by jewelry heisting and plastic surgery getting.
Demi Lovato punched a back up dancer.
I still have Selena. And my girl Hillary Duff, if she ever makes a come back.