And I’m sorry. I suspect you may have missed me. You may not have, but all that is past us now. I’m back. How better to welcome you back than with a Christmas Cat post.
Nick made me choose between a Santa hat and beard for cats or a glittery Christmas decoration that said “Santa”. I couldn’t believe my luck that he was even entertaining one of these, so I immediately jumped on the cat beard. I knew it would bring me (and you) countless hours of joy and laughter.
That last one is going to be my Christmas card. Surprisingly, Twinky does not mind wearing costumes. She’s outgrown her, dare I say it?, butthole phase, and entered a phase where I adoringly fawn over her all day. She rewards me by standing patiently by as I put her in a Santa Beard. You’re welcome. You’re all very, very welcome.